Oh hello. My name is Chad. I’m 30 31, and live in lovely Brooklyn, New York. Before this was home, I also lived in Denver, Phoenix, Minneapolis, and my place of birth, Fargo.My day job, which I am told I should not quit, is at an “investment and technology development firm,” which most people just call a hedge fund. When I’m not busy at work maximizing efficiency and promoting interdepartmental communication or whatever, you might find me sitting on my stoop, ruminating on adulthood, dumb car commercials, or Western Civilization’s most pressing questions. Or maybe I’m just thinking about my favorite lolcat. That seems more likely.

Why spend my time creating content for a website no one is going to read anyway? I’m not sure, but I think my enormously inflated ego and general sense of self-importance fool me into thinking that I’m being altruistic. No, no, don’t thank me. Not unless you really want to, of course.And guess what? You can totally email me. Just click here.