By asking them to stop using the presidential seal, the White House just did more to establish the Onion as a national paper than the paper could ever have done itself. The editors should add Bush to their Christmas list.
Monthly Archives: October 2005
Sacred Seal
26-Oct-05Dear loyal reader (that’s singular for a reason), You may or may not have noticed that I haven’t written much in awhile. Maybe I’ve been too busy, maybe I’m just bad at managing my time, or maybe there’s just nothing going on up there right now, but I’m just not writing. Not here, anyway. I’m [...]
Write this way, sir.
10-Oct-05My boss got a nice little write up in the New Yorker this week about his new book, Doormen. There’s even a monkey reference in the article. Cool. And remember, as Peter would tell you, the book makes a great Christmas gift.
Against the Odds
03-Oct-05Bow Wow and the Crew. When I woke up on Saturday morning, going to see a movie starring Bow Wow seemed about as likely as getting hit by the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile. The only thing I might have considered less likely than watching a Bow Wow movie‚ or coming mouth-to-bumper with a giant hot dog, [...]