anywhereisbetter

For Scott:

Five Random Quotes Taken Out of Context:

1. That guy fell fucking’ hard after Airwolf.
2. 235 dollars seems like a pretty reasonable price for a haunted Nintendo.
3. They find your site by searching for “Burmese underwear”
4. In my defense, I spent the whole time making out in the back of the theater with a 16-year-old boy.
5. I’m talking to this guy about commercial space travel, and he can totally smell the beer on my breath.