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Monthly Archives: April 2005

Bastards of Young

25-Apr-05

Jetta owners rejoice in their ability to balance car ownership with primordial behavior. Since injuring my foot a couple of weeks ago, I’ve seen more TV than a cabbie sees middle fingers. Stuck on the couch with my leg propped up and draped in ice packs, there’s not much else to do but turn on [...]

It’s Been Too Long

21-Apr-05

For Scott: Five Random Quotes Taken Out of Context: 1. That guy fell fucking’ hard after Airwolf. 2. 235 dollars seems like a pretty reasonable price for a haunted Nintendo. 3. They find your site by searching for “Burmese underwear” 4. In my defense, I spent the whole time making out in the back of [...]

Ennui and Injury

13-Apr-05

So the category is called “Accidents Waiting to Happen.” It seems this one just couldn’t wait any longer. It’s been so long since I’ve had the misfortune of injuring myself that I think I’d forgotten what it was like. Happily, on Monday, fate decided that it was time for a little reminder. The story isn’t [...]

Career Opportunities

09-Apr-05

This Friday, after months of research, stacks of notes, several sleepless nights, one epiphany, and countless revisions, I finished my senior thesis. In order to divert my attention from anxious thoughts of unnoticed typos, I have begun to ruminate on something even more panic inducing: life after college. This isn’t to say I haven’t given [...]

Afternoon Delight

03-Apr-05

Several weeks ago, as we lounged around the living room on a Saturday afternoon, a friend of mine suddenly jumped up off the couch and proclaimed that it was time to drink. He’s not prone to these kinds of impulsive acts of inebriation, so I think we were all inclined to indulge him. An hour [...]