Jetta owners rejoice in their ability to balance car ownership with primordial behavior. Since injuring my foot a couple of weeks ago, I’ve seen more TV than a cabbie sees middle fingers. Stuck on the couch with my leg propped up and draped in ice packs, there’s not much else to do but turn on [...]
Monthly Archives: April 2005
Bastards of Young
25-Apr-05It’s Been Too Long
21-Apr-05For Scott: Five Random Quotes Taken Out of Context: 1. That guy fell fucking’ hard after Airwolf. 2. 235 dollars seems like a pretty reasonable price for a haunted Nintendo. 3. They find your site by searching for “Burmese underwear” 4. In my defense, I spent the whole time making out in the back of [...]
Ennui and Injury
13-Apr-05So the category is called “Accidents Waiting to Happen.” It seems this one just couldn’t wait any longer. It’s been so long since I’ve had the misfortune of injuring myself that I think I’d forgotten what it was like. Happily, on Monday, fate decided that it was time for a little reminder. The story isn’t [...]
Career Opportunities
09-Apr-05This Friday, after months of research, stacks of notes, several sleepless nights, one epiphany, and countless revisions, I finished my senior thesis. In order to divert my attention from anxious thoughts of unnoticed typos, I have begun to ruminate on something even more panic inducing: life after college. This isn’t to say I haven’t given [...]
Afternoon Delight
03-Apr-05Several weeks ago, as we lounged around the living room on a Saturday afternoon, a friend of mine suddenly jumped up off the couch and proclaimed that it was time to drink. He’s not prone to these kinds of impulsive acts of inebriation, so I think we were all inclined to indulge him. An hour [...]